Saturday, February 27, 2010
The Bro Code
- No bro shall drink alone.
- No bro shall turn down an invite to free food.
- Bros shall accept any challenge posed by non-bros, especially when it comes to drinking games.
- No bro shall date, kiss or hit on another bro's partner.
- No bro shall leave a drink undrunk.
- No bro shall leave a glass dry.
- No bro fist will be left unbumped between bros.
- Beer is good, liquor is better
- Tequila shots optional, upside down shots mandatory.
- No bro shall pee alone.
- No bro shall judge the actions of another bro, especially in a state of compromised sobriety.
- At any time, at least one bro be sober enough to take care of the other bro's from doing acts which he/she will regret from when he sobers up.
- Bros have no gender boundaries. However, rule No 4 still applies under any circumstance.
- The amendment of this bro code shall only be approved in a state of compromised sobriety.
- We're bros, so we're awesome.
nakalboi. Another day is done;
- 4:00 am